Dear friends (and others),
Some of you are stalwarts at this annual event, while others are hearing about it for the first time. Rest assured, you are all being cordially invited because you are human and eating food is a requirement for life, and if you read this blog you might just be disgusting enough to get a kick out of this food in particular.
Of course, I’m referring to the annual pilgrimage to Dangerous Dan’s Diner on Queen Street East (at Broadview) where we will try our best to take down Coronary Combos in the battle to show those uppity vegans who’s boss.
The seventh annual trip will take place on Sunday, November 20 at 4:00pm. In keeping with tradition, this year’s trip will be on the same day as the Toronto Santa Claus Parade, so keep that in mind for your commute to the holy shrine of beefdom. In case you’re wondering why, we’re holding it in the afternoon to avoid both the lunch and dinner rushes, and so that everyone taking part really only has to have one meal that day.
For the uninitiated, these burgers are ridiculously huge, but not altogether untasty. To get an idea of what you might be in for, check out 2009’s public invite and the photos that followed, after we rode the burger bus. Then, tell me that you wouldn’t love a photo like that for your Facebook or Twitter profile pic.
As always, spectators, friends and significant others are more than welcome (this event is open to all genders), but we encourage anyone not taking part to be supportive rather than judgmental. After all, consuming these combos is a feat of arms, as it were.
Feel free to forward this along to anyone who might want to take part, watch or even document this event for future posterity. If you know anyone with first aid skills, or who is particularly handy with a defibrillator, they would be welcome too.
Mark the event in your calendar, share it with your friends, make sure your camera (and stomach pump) are charged and ready to go and for goodness sake, start training now. I hope to see you all in the land of beef in a few short days.
If you’re coming, just leave a breif comment here to let me know. The folks at the diner have asked we provide numbers so they can have enough cows killed ahead of time.
Thanks, and see you there!
PS: I have every intention of bringing my son to witness this annual feat, and also to compare how big he is compared to the burger.