Dave Duncan

"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway"

Eight is Grrrreat!

Pssst. Psssssssssssssssssssssst. ‘Silent Talkie Mission Eight: Bearalicious‘ is a go. All forces please report to your stations.

Bears LOVE trucks

If you just want read the lastest installment of Dale’s Day, just click here. Also, for this week’s issue, I slapped together a little primer on war movies for the Video section. Check it out and let me know what you think.

We would LOVE your submission. I would love your submission. I would love and care for it as though it was my own. Seriously.

Also, if you don’t voluntarily submit, we’ll start coming to you to ask for a submission in a more ‘forceful’ way. We’ll send Vinny to your house… and if Vinny is too soft on you, we’ll send Rocco. If you think I’m just reinforcing ethnic stereotypes, you might want to know that Vinny is a member of the Japanese Yakuza and Rocco is a bear… a large grizzly bear. At Silent Talkie, we don’t work with the mob. I guess that means YOU’RE the one with the ethnic biases… maybe you should work through that… in writing… and submit it to Silent Talkie…

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